Dirty Talking Ideas for Christmas
Happy Horny Holidays!!! Have a little fun with your special sweetheart this christmas season, turn them on and make them laugh with these holiday themed dirty talking lines.
- My friends call me Prancer, but you can call me Vixen
- I heard Santa needs a little helper
- I know you’re cumming on Christmas Eve, but I don’t wanna wait
- I wanna be the marshmallow on top of your hot chocolate
- We just have such good Chemis-TREE
- Just let me warm my hands on your open fire!
- Oh my, your stocking is SO hung
- I don’t wanna just jingle your bells, I wanna jingle ALL the way
- You turn me on like like a christmas tree
- You got me wetter than a snowman in July
- I think you’re gonna have to plow me, cause I’m about to give a Snow Job
- Cum down my chimney tonight and I’ll lap up all your milk and eat your cookies
- Lay me under the Christmas tree, and ride me like a sleigh tonight
- Get under my Mistletoe
- Open my box and let’s Scrooge
- I want you to stuff my little stocking with your big North Pole
- Are you going to wrap that package before you give it to me?
- I hopes that’s a bag full of batteries cause I plan to celebrate all night
- It was worth it to be on the naughty list