Dirty Talking Ideas for Christmas

Talk Dirty this Christmas
Talk Dirty this Christmas

Happy Horny Holidays!!!  Have a little fun with your special sweetheart this christmas season, turn them on and make them laugh with these holiday themed dirty talking lines.

  • My friends call me Prancer, but you can call me Vixen
  • I heard Santa needs a little helper
  • I know you’re cumming on Christmas Eve, but I don’t wanna wait
  • I wanna be the marshmallow on top of your hot chocolate
  • We just have such good Chemis-TREE
  • Just let me warm my hands on your open fire!
  • Oh my, your stocking is SO hung
  • I don’t wanna just jingle your bells, I wanna jingle ALL the way
  • You turn me on like like a christmas tree
  • You got me wetter than a snowman in July
  • I think you’re gonna have to plow me, cause I’m about to give a Snow Job
  • Cum down my chimney tonight and I’ll lap up all your milk and eat your cookies
  • Lay me under the Christmas tree, and ride me like a sleigh tonight
  • Get under my Mistletoe
  • Open my box and let’s Scrooge
  • I want you to stuff my little stocking with your big North Pole
  • Are you going to wrap that package before you give it to me?
  • I hopes that’s a bag full of batteries cause I plan to celebrate all night
  • It was worth it to be on the naughty list

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