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    Dilly

    $21.92$39.99

    There’s nothing silly about Dilly. Featuring a realistic dual density and suction cup base, Dilly is a great choice for pleasure-seekers on a budget. Dilly plays well with all harnesses, your partner(s), and you. Suction it to a hard surface and take yourself to town (or keep it in the shower for a morning quickie).

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    Explorer Neoprene Strap-on Harness

    $39.99

    The Explorier Strap-On harness. This Neoprene harness is easy to use, just step in, adjust, and strap-on your favorite dildo. This Strap-on harness includes 2 0- rings that can accodonate dildos from 1.25-2 inches in girth.  It also included a hidden pocket for a bullet vibrator for added stimulation.  Fits hips up to 60 inches.

     

    Care: Wipe clean and hang dry after use.

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    Whoops Pierre

    $29.99$45.00

    Whoops! Handmade means slight imperfections—but doesn’t mean less functional or lovable. Imperfections typically include air bubbles, freckles, or color variations. You’ll dig their uniqueness all the same.

    A sweet little packer with intact foreskin—if you know, you know. Pierre is handmade with painstaking detail, featuring realistic skinfolds and subtly asymmetrical testicles. Designed for comfort, durability, and confidence. Pair with our STP strap or packer pouch for added security. A great choice for FTM and gender non-conforming folks under 5’ tall.

    This handmade silicone packer is available in 4 realistic skintones and now whimsical gender non-conforming colors for our gender queer and gender fluid fans! Pierre is the most accessible and affordable intact packer on the market. Please note that Pierre 4″ shaft size is designed for FTM and gender non-conforming folks under 5 feet tall.

    Pierre Regular

    • Total Length 5.25
    • Penis length 4.75
    • Width at maximum point 2

    Pierre Small

    • Total length 4 inches
    • Penis length 3.5
    • Width at widest point 1.75
  • Magic 8 ball spinner enamel pin

    Magic 8 Ball Pin

    $12.00

    Should I join this throuple? Should I go to that party? Should I body this conservative person? Let the enamel Magic 8 Ball pin decide. Features 4 super cute, super queer responses.

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    Whoops! Archer

    $29.99$49.99

    Whoops! Handmade means slight imperfections—but doesn’t mean less functional or lovable. Imperfections typically include air bubbles, freckles, or color variations. You’ll dig their uniqueness all the same.

    Meet Archer, our 4” oh-so soft silicone packer, great for daily use. Durable and comfy, this handmade packer is designed to look real and feel like an extension of yourself. Pair with our STP strap for added security. A great choice for FTM and gender non-conforming folks under 5’ tall. Roll up to the party with confidence in your pants.

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    Whoops! Sam the STP

    $49.00$49.99

    Whoops!

    These are are same great products but with some slight imperfections.

    Call them rebels call them slightly imperfect or call them human.

    *Imperfections are typically air bubbles, freckles or color variations.

    All items are final sale.

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    All of your emails and sketches drawn on bar napkins have finally paid off- we’ve made a silicone STP to add to our FTM gender expression product line. Introducing Sam our first stand to pee device for trans guys, gender non-conforming, gender fluid & gender queer folks.

    This silicone STP fits in regular undies or packing undies- no harness required, just hold it steady and let it flow. Choose from 4 skintones. Harness optional.*Slightly imperfect products may air bubbles and or color inconsistency.
    These products are considered as-is and final sale.***Many Sam owners have also found that this STP is amazing for oral sex/blow jobs. The opening creates an amazing seal against your body :)

    Product Specs

    • Length – 5 5/8 inches from testes to uretha opening
    • Shaft – 1.5 inches in diameter
    • Add our STP Strap for $29

    Product out of stock? Buy the original here

  • Sale! Jack 4 Skin Tones PerspectiveJack 4 Skin Tones Back with stroker cavity

    Whoops Jack 2-in-1 Stroker

    $39.00

    Our Whoops products all have cosmetic imperfections. We’re not perfect, but maybe you’re the type of person that is fine with not having a cosmetically perfect packer – if so this might be the place for you. If you purchase of of these items you will receive an item with at least one of the following: Freckles, color inconsistencies or an air bubble.

     

    New!!! Jack is a 2-in-1 representation FTM stroker & packer.  Jack is 100% soft silicone like our packers Archer and Pierre.  The stroker cavity is ribbed and will create fabulous suction for anatomy at least 1/2″ in diameter.  Jack can stretch to accommodate larger anatomy.  Jack may work with smaller anatomy but will not create any suction during use.

    Outer Dimensions:

    3 x 3 x 1 1/2″

    3″ long shaft

    1 1/2″ shaft diameter

     

    Cavity Dimensions:

    5/8″ max diameter (this silicone is very stretchy and can accommodate larger anatomy)

    3/8″ min diameter (anatomy narrower than this will not activate product suction)

    2 1/2″ depth

     

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    Ace of Spades

    $29.99

    A butt plug fit for royalty this spade delivers comfortable and fullness for the most disconcerting tushies. This spade firm with a soft easy to insert finish and a banana tail for comfort. Made of 100% silicone. Available in two sizes, or buy both and save 10%

    Available in two sizes.
    Medium
    3 inches of insertable length
    1.5 inches at maximum girth

    Large
    4 inches of insertable length
    2 inches at maximum girth

  • Boost

    $8.99

    Get more bang for your bulge with the Boost cockring.  Wether you wear the thick side under your balls or on fop of your shaft, this ring will hoist your meat for a more robust appearance.  Made from platinum grade silicone and comfortable for both quickie sessions or long term wear.

    This ring will accommodate anatomy up to 4 inches in diameter when stretched.

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    Saint Taint

    $8.99

    Thank the gods above for Saint Taint! This fat silicone donut features a prominent tab that pushes up on your taint while nudging your balls forward to make you whole package look and feel heavenly.  This silky smooth cockring is made of platinum grade silicone.

    This ring will accommodate anatomy up to 4 inches in diameter when stretched.

     

     

  • Pronoun Pin

    $12.00

    Feelin’ a little she, he, or they today? Let the world know. Features a gorgeous adjustable crystal dial and double-post backing so it won’t fall off. Designed by the wonderful artist LADY NO BROW.

  • Platypus Pin

    $12.00

    One-of-a-kind, just like you. A badge of honor to show that, like the platypus, you defy categories. Hand drawn by the wonderful artist JB Brager.