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Whoops Sam the STP
Rated 5.00 out of 5
$49.00 – $49.99
Whoops!

These are are same great products but with some slight imperfections.

Call them rebels call them slightly imperfect or call them human.

*Imperfections are typically air bubbles, freckles or color variations.

All items are final sale.

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3 for 139

All of your emails and sketches drawn on bar napkins have finally paid off- we’ve made a silicone STP to add to our FTM gender expression product line. Introducing Sam our first stand to pee device for trans guys, gender non-conforming, gender fluid & gender queer folks.

This silicone STP fits in regular undies or packing undies- no harness required, just hold it steady and let it flow. Choose from 4 skintones. Harness optional.*Slightly imperfect products may air bubbles and or color inconsistency.
These products are considered as-is and final sale.***Many Sam owners have also found that this STP is amazing for oral sex/blow jobs. The opening creates an amazing seal against your body :)

Product Specs
- Length – 5 5/8 inches from testes to uretha opening
- Shaft – 1.5 inches in diameter
- Add our STP Strap for $29
Product out of stock? Buy the original here
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Whoops! Archer
$29.99 – $49.99
Whoops! Handmade means slight imperfections—but doesn’t mean less functional or lovable. Imperfections typically include air bubbles, freckles, or color variations. You’ll dig their uniqueness all the same.

Meet Archer, our 4” oh-so soft silicone packer, great for daily use. Durable and comfy, this handmade packer is designed to look real and feel like an extension of yourself. Pair with our STP strap for added security. A great choice for FTM and gender non-conforming folks under 5’ tall. Roll up to the party with confidence in your pants.

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Dilly
Rated 4.67 out of 5
$21.92 – $39.99
There’s nothing silly about Dilly. Featuring a realistic dual density and suction cup base, Dilly is a great choice for pleasure-seekers on a budget. Dilly plays well with all harnesses, your partner(s), and you. Suction it to a hard surface and take yourself to town (or keep it in the shower for a morning quickie).

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Whoops Jack 2-in-1 Stroker
Rated 4.83 out of 5
$39.00
Our Whoops products all have cosmetic imperfections. We’re not perfect, but maybe you’re the type of person that is fine with not having a cosmetically perfect packer – if so this might be the place for you. If you purchase of of these items you will receive an item with at least one of the following: Freckles, color inconsistencies or an air bubble.

New!!! Jack is a 2-in-1 representation FTM stroker & packer. Jack is 100% soft silicone like our packers Archer and Pierre. The stroker cavity is ribbed and will create fabulous suction for anatomy at least 1/2″ in diameter. Jack can stretch to accommodate larger anatomy. Jack may work with smaller anatomy but will not create any suction during use.

Outer Dimensions:

3 x 3 x 1 1/2″

3″ long shaft

1 1/2″ shaft diameter

Cavity Dimensions:

5/8″ max diameter (this silicone is very stretchy and can accommodate larger anatomy)

3/8″ min diameter (anatomy narrower than this will not activate product suction)

2 1/2″ depth

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Explorer: Vegan Strap-on Harness
Rated 4.50 out of 5
$29.99
The Explorer Vegan Strap-on Harness features a vibe pocket, adjustable straps and includes multiple O-rings and a bonus stabilizer to accommodate a multitude of sizes. Fully adjustable to fit hips up to 60 inches. Kit includes 2 O-rings sized 1.25 & 2 inches and a dildo stabilizer. Care: Wipe clean and hang dry after use.

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Large Silicone butt plug Ace of Spades
$29.99
The ace of spades delivered a unique sensation of fullness for even the most disconcerting ass holes. Made of 100% Silcone the space is easy to insert and features a comfort banana base for all day wear. The ace of spades is has a maximum girth of 2 inches and invertible length of 4 inches.

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Kinky BDSM Slider Pin: Top, Bottom or Switch?
$12.00
A small pin with a big message. Let your freak flag fly. Slide the red hanky to the left, right, or center to flag. Top, Bottom, or Switch.

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Pronoun Pin
Rated 4.00 out of 5
$12.00
Feelin’ a little she, he, or they today? Let the world know. Features a gorgeous adjustable crystal dial and double-post backing so it won’t fall off. Designed by the wonderful artist LADY NO BROW.

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Platypus Pin
$12.00
One-of-a-kind, just like you. A badge of honor to show that, like the platypus, you defy categories. Hand drawn by the wonderful artist JB Brager.

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Chubby Fat tire cock ring
$11.95
The Fat Tire is a cockring essential. This silky and lush cocking wraps around your entire package and offers extra support to keep you harder longer. Made from platinum grade silicone and comfortable for both quickie sessions or long term wear.

This ring will accommodate anatomy up to 4 inches in diameter when stretched.

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Boost cock ring
$8.99
Get more bang for your bulge with the Boost cockring. Wether you wear the thick side under your balls or on fop of your shaft, this ring will hoist your meat for a more robust appearance. Made from platinum grade silicone and comfortable for both quickie sessions or long term wear.

This ring will accommodate anatomy up to 4 inches in diameter when stretched.

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Saint Taint Silicone Cock Ring
$8.99
Thank the gods above for Saint Taint! This fat silicone donut features a prominent tab that pushes up on your taint while nudging your balls forward to make you whole package look and feel heavenly. This silky smooth cockring is made of platinum grade silicone.

This ring will accommodate anatomy up to 4 inches in diameter when stretched.

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